This is Jeffrey:

Jeffrey is a cardboard giraffe that we made for a kids holiday club at my Church…there’s only one problem: he’s HUGE! We want to put him up somewhere in the house (because, let’s face it, he’s awesome), but he is so tall, he doesn’t fit. As a result, he has been lying on the floor of my bedroom for several weeks…actually, I think it’s been a few months now…